My Top 10 Games to Play When I’m Sick

I am still feeling under the weather, so I figured I would write this week about my top 10 games to play when I’m sick.

(This is meant to be a tongue in cheek list. While I do enjoy all these games, I usually don’t play often when I’m not feeling well.)

Pandemic: The grandaddy of them all. The sick game to beat all sick games. What better way to soothe your sore throat than to track down all 4 strains of the bacteria that caused it…and eradicate it. I give it 4 test tubes.

Pioneer Days: This dice drafting game can remind us all of a simpler time, when one could die of dysentery or cholera on the trail. (Actually, this was one of my favorite games of 2018). I give it 5 oxen.

Healthy Heart Hospital: Another medically themed game, this cooperative experience has you in charge of running a hospital and making sure all patients are treated. I give it 2 aspirin, and call me in the morning.

Stone Age: Much like Pioneer Days, Stone Age makes me thankful that I get the opportunity to take antibiotics instead of just curling up and dying inside my cave. I give it 2 mammoth tusks.

Sushi Go: Nothing says “I’m Sick” more than the questionable meal you ate the night before. Sushi Go, thankfully is high quality and fun to play every time. I give it 2 California Rolls and a few Tums.

Roll Player: I get sick rather often, so my D&D group jokes that Constitution is my dump stat. Well, the joke’s on them! In Roll Player, I can be sure to bump my CON up to an 18 and then we’ll see who gets sick or poisoned. I give Roll Player a +3 to Saving Throws.

Dice Hospital: I actually just played this for the first time the other night, and I’m really glad I picked it up. While some may scoff at the theme, there is a really, really neat dice manipulation game here, and it’s surprisingly thinky. I definitely recommend you try it out. I give it 5 cc’s of saline, stat!

Zpocalypse: When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, it’s going to be because of some mutated pathogen, I just know it. By playing Zpocalypse, I at least know that if whatever has infected me it that pathogen, I know what to expect. I give it 4 braaaaaaaaaaains.

Elder Sign: There are times where I’ve been told illness is all in my head. If that’s true, I had better prepare for my descent into madness by playing something out of the Call of Cthullu universe. Elder Sign captures the feel of longer games like Arkham Horror or Eldritch Horror in an easy to digest rules package. I give it 2 Cultists and 1 Great Old One.

1846: The last game on my list, I can’t think of anything better to play while in a Sudafed induced haze than something with lots of numbers and stocks. 1846 fits the bill for this one. I give it 8 Trains!

So, there you are, my top 10 games to play when I’m sick. I hope you enjoyed this silly Top 10 list. Ryan will be posting next week, and I hope by the time my next post comes around I can write about my thoughts on a few new to me games so far in 2019. But for now, I’m gonna grab some chicken noodle soup, wrap myself up in a blanket, and veg on the couch.




Top 5 #Murica games

Tomorrow is the 4th of July in America, which means people will be blowing stuff up, eating and drinking too much, and probably chanting USA.

With that in mind, I wanted to present my top 5 #Murica games, because America is number 1!

(Authors Note:  This is a joke list.  I really do like all these games, but thought this was a neat way to write about them.  Work was hard, so I didn’t feel like doing a real blog post.  #Sorrynotsorry)

With that out of the way:

Number 5:  Pandemic

Pandemic is all about America saving the world from impending doom, and if every Hollywood movie I’ve ever seen has taught me anything, it’s that there might be some people from other countries who help, but it’s American ingenuity that saves the day.  Besides, you start in Atlanta, which is in America.  Need I say more?

Rating:  3 American Flags

Number 4: Food Chain Magnate

There is nothing more American than running ad campaigns so that people indulge themselves on burgers and beer and other things.  Ensuring you make the most money is the cherry on top of the freedom sundae that is this game.

Rating:  4 Burgers and a Beer

Number 3: Washington’s War

It has THE Father of our country in the title.  It could have been Washington’s Unicorn Fairy Monopoly Jamboree and it still would have been considered for this list.  You get to beat up on the British if you are the lucky player and that is really what Independence Day is all about.

Rating: 1 Cherry Tree, 1 Set of False Teeth, and 1 River Crossing

Number 2: Baseball Highlights 2045

It has our national pastime in it AND robots.  How can this not be good?  It combines names of famous baseball players in the past which is important too.

Rating:  3 Balls, 2 Strikes in the bottom of the 9th with bases loaded.

Number 1: Scythe

I’m probably going to get a lot of flak for this decision, because you are probably saying to yourself “HEY! AMERICA ISN’T EVEN IN THIS GAME?!?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?!?!”

This game has former Soviet Bloc countries fighting amongst themselves for control of resources and stuff.  If that isn’t the American dream (from, like, the 80s or something) then I don’t know what is.

Rating: 1 Giant Bald Eagle

So there you have it.  The top 5 games about #Murica as seen by me.  I’ll be playing one of these on the 4th and am really looking forward to it.  Feel free to share your top 5 from wherever you come from!